Gecko45: the man, the legend...

Gecko45: the man, the legend...

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    Gecko45: the man, the legend...

    A tribute:

    I know this has been discussed on this forum before, but as we have tons of new members, and to avoid further hijacking of the NC Mall Riot thread, I figured we could entertain this thread for a little while.

    So, I now open the discussion to whether duct tape is truly the best way to attach body armor, or what the best modifications for our 'modified electric vehicle' would be.

    For those that have been deprived of Gecko45's ultimate wisdom, you can catch up at:
    Shrine of the Mall Ninja

    And yes, he is an idiot, but we can learn something from him. Remember, the way we see Gecko45 is the way the Brady Bunch sees us.
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    I have read everything now and I'm stunned! This guy is so far out that it is SCARY!!!

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    Thanks for the info, kerbouchard....

    I have laughed until my sides hurt reading this nonsense, and almost peed my pants at one point. I remember guys like that virtually ruined Packing.org
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    I think this originated on GlockTalk, from one of their members as a parody of Mall Ninja....
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    I would love to meet one of these guys, just to have a short discussion and see how full of crap they really are.

    I can imagine the same kind of guy telling you he was a SpecOps or SWAT, but you can't verify it 'cause he was deep and they destroyed the records, or only the Prez can read it at his night stand.

    I finally made it through the whole page and it just hurts, simply painful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    I think this originated on GlockTalk, from one of their members as a parody of Mall Ninja....
    It could be...

    I was never part of GlockTalk, so I don't know. I know one of the original threads started there, but I was under the impression the guy was legit, or at least that he thought he was.

    I'm not sure if the term mall ninja came from Gecko or if Gecko was a result of the term...

    Him working at the mall and having studied 'ninjitsu' had always made me thing Gecko started the 'mall ninja' revolution.

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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    from my reading Gecko started the whole mall ninja thing.

    Gotta watch out for those guys, their x-ray goggles can see you carrying.
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    "My name's Gecko45. I carry a badge."
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    Good God, that is disturbing, funny and sad all at the same time.

    I hate to say it, but where I work we have security guards and one of them reminds me so very much of this fellow and his type.

    Too much.
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    I think it's too corny to be real. Either way it's very funny!
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    He's joking. Seriously.
    A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands - love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper - his hands remember the rifle.

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    Anyone notice a common theme of Geko45 and SPECOPS is saving young boys from molestation in the mens room?

    Freaky... very freaky!

    Someone please tell me this nut is posting during his rec time at the mental institution and that he does not really walk among us
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    Wow I had no idea being a mall guard is such a dangerous occupation. Thank god for for the men and women who are interested in doing such a thankless job.

    I knew a guy that was a pathological lier. He would do the same thing when called on his lie by adding more lies.

    Good read and funny as he!!. I think he was about 13-16 and really into shoot-em-up video games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark'n View Post
    Anyone notice a common theme of Geko45 and SPECOPS is saving young boys from molestation in the mens room?
    Well, I think I know what a psychologist would read into this....

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    I know "several" Geckos and I can tell you up front, you can not argue with a fool!
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