His last carpentry job.......

His last carpentry job.......

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    His last carpentry job.......

    I thought this was funny, I hope ya'll like it.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    That's Funny. Well probably not for clem. LOL.

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    LOL....
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    It's an 'out louder'...
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    "Out louder" is right. I wonder how many neighbors heard him howl when he got stuffed in the hole. I wonder which hole ... his or hers?

    "Honey, do you think I should beef up the joists in here with steel subframing? Bob at the lumber yard suggested ..." WHAAAACK!
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    Poor ol' Clem. We hardly knew ye!


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    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    This just in...

    Quote Originally Posted by AP Story
    According to The Dogpatch Times when law enforcement authorities arrived on scene they concluded it to be another case of "Suicide by Wife!" Neighbors were reported to have said, "He was a quiet man who kept to himself." However several close friends of the deceased said, "They could see it coming!" Local prosecutor expects no charges to be filed in the case!
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