Why Parents drink!!

Why Parents drink!!

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girl friend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

    Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love,
    Your son Jeff

    P.S.. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That is in my center desk drawer.
    Call me when it's safe to come home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Yea JD, laugh now!
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    Exactly.

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    That right there is halarious!!!!
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    That is great.
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    What's bad is today is the first day of school for my kids...........that and I just spewed coffee on my keyboard here at work, through my nose.



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    Sounds like something my oldest son would do...

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    I wish I had been able to write that "eloquently" at age 15.......I could have used that letter also.

    On second thought, I'd gotten in trouble twice.....once for the report card and second for the smart alec letter.
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    reasons to drink

    kids, one good reason to drink.
    two kids here and i don't drink.
    whats wrong with this picture???
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    ohhhhhhhhhhh

    that was good

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    That was very funny...As a Parent I was angry for the Father :-)

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    Call me when its safe to come home
    The boy is probably 23 by now, and still waiting for that call at his friend's house.
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    To JD, You think that you are on high alert now? Fast forward 15 years and sitting by the window waiting for kids to get home.

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