Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women

[dukalmighty]

Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND ... The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman ...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[retsupt99]

OK...

But I'm not showing my wife this thread.

[Kerbouchard]

This has been on before...I'm pretty sure Lima has a rebuttal top 10...I'll see if I can find it.

Here is one of them. Haven't found Lima's post yet.

http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...ver-women.html

Here it is...http://www.defensivecarry.com/vbulle...efer-guns.html

And women like guns because ...

10# A gun doesn't complain when you take it shopping. Even to buy "personal" products.

9# You can make a gun dress in whatever you think it will look best in and it doesn't complain about itching, scratching or that you're "not accepting it the way it is."

8# A gun is specific on what it wants for dinner.

7# A gun will always be there when you need it.

6# Guns don't threaten to rip the arms off of other guns you look at.

5# Guns don't go off by themselves or with other guns and decide to do REALLY STUPID stuff.

4# You can take a gun to the gunsmith without it complaining that it's just "a flesh wound."

3# A gun maintains the same shape and size no matter how much you feed it.

2# Even if you let other girls handle your gun it will always come back to you (even if it takes a little effort to get it back).

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

[JD]

#1 A gun knows the perfect answer to all those tough questions we women ask: shut up and lay there until she needs you.

You know it's funny, I try to just shut up and lay there when she asks stupid, errr I mean tough questions, but she gets mad.

[miklcolt45]

You know it's funny, I try to just shut up and lay there when she asks stupid, errr I mean tough questions, but she gets mad.

Oooh, you are in trouble now.

[nn]

Guns can't talk repeat 10 times

[artemis28]

I like Lima's version better:)

[ExactlyMyPoint]

Fourteen reasons why men should have 2 dogs and NOT 2 wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff