Bruce - I have your new 1911!

Bruce - I have your new 1911!

This is a discussion on Bruce - I have your new 1911! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Just arrived today and so - come collect when convenient. The grips have been modified to make primate hand fit better - and barrel length ...

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    Bruce - I have your new 1911!

    Just arrived today and so - come collect when convenient.

    The grips have been modified to make primate hand fit better - and barrel length too is extended - longer sight base was deemed better for poor ape eyes!

    Extended (10 round) mags are on the way. Cost? Exhorbitant


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    Looks more like a banana now.
    I bet 15 rounders would slide right in there and fit flush.

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    The finish is just not right. I thought a nice banana yellow with brown spots would be perfect so Bruce could carry it concealed inside a banana bunch.
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
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    Or Bruce's bananarific date?

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    p95carry.... it's not nice to tease our animal friends,lol.

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    I thought a nice banana yellow with brown spots would be perfect so Bruce could carry it concealed inside a banana bunch.
    Might be useful Miggy - sorta ''break up the outline'' etc .......


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    So in the manual, instead of field stripping, there are peeling instructions???

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    peeling instructions
    :lol4:
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    The Banana Gun does not apeel to me.

    This thread has seriously degenerated...even for being in the forum off topic area.

    I can't believe that I have actually lowered myself down to commenting on a monkey pistol that has been digitally "camouflaged" to look like a doggone ripe banana.

    What is wrong with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
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    The person who posted this dares to call something else un-apeeling???


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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter
    I can't believe that I have actually lowered myself down to commenting on a monkey pistol that has been digitally "camouflaged" to look like a doggone ripe banana.

    What is wrong with me!
    Cause your as crazy as the rest of us

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    BTW QK - my friends call me Sir - Sir Tifiable :lol
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    "Cause your as crazy as the rest of us."

    Yes, Now I know for sure that I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P95Carry
    Might be useful Miggy - sorta ''break up the outline'' etc .......


    HAHAHAA! Great!!!! That is exactly the color! Now we gotta do something about the safeties since simians do not have opposible thumbs and what nots...maybe making it a DAO ?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
    Randy Cain.

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    Signed: Me!

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