My new answering machine message
OK, while I am ranting, here is my new answering machine message. I thought of this after hearing this a million times on business and organizations that I call and, well, frankly, I am sick of it.
Hello. Thank you for calling the Smith residence. If you wish to continue in Spanish, well, you are just out of luck because we only speak English in this house. So leave a message at the beep in English and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
Best Telemarketer Response
When our kids were teenagers,we had them answer telemarketers;
I am sorry, they can't come to the phone, they are making love.
That's what I call really messing with their minds.