I give you the top 10 country songs of all time.
10. I Hate every Bone in her Body but Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I Woke up with a Few
8. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me
7. I've Missed You, but My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and IMiss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
It's Hard to Kiss The Lips At Night that Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long