Top 10 Country Songs of all time!!!

[kurtiss]

I give you the top 10 country songs of all time.

10. I Hate every Bone in her Body but Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I Woke up with a Few
8. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me
7. I've Missed You, but My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and IMiss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...

It's Hard to Kiss The Lips At Night that Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[JonInNY]

My favorite is:

"The only good years you gave me are on the back of my truck"

[rodc13]

A couple more:

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
I Used to Kiss Her On the Lips, but It's All Over Now.

[Miggy]

9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I Woke up with a Few

I can relate to this one!

[FN1910]

I always like "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life" by Bobby Bare.

[glock27mark]

song # 4, thats just wrong.

[retsupt99]

My wife and I laughed out loud at #5...go figure.


Let me add some...


Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

Please Bypass My Heart.

You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long

Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy

[Squawker]

Of course, the songs mentioned, "If the phone doesn't (not don't) ring, it's me" and "Please bypass this heart" are by my favorite artist Jimmy Buffett. And both songs are pretty good. Then you have my contribution to the list- "I flushed you from the bathroom of my heart" and "I've got tears in my ears from lying on my pillow and crying a river over you".