When Transvestites attack... No really!

When Transvestites attack... No really!

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    When Transvestites attack... No really!

    I may not have seen it all, but I'm sure coming to the end of the list. Drag Queens vs. McDonald's Employees from That Happened!

    FYI... Memphis members beware, there is a wild pack of transvestites roaming the streets.
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    I am suprised that Mickey D's doesn't fire its employees for fighting back.
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    Wow. What else can you say?
    It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.

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    MEOW!
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    Somebody come at me with a tire iron and they will be getting dragged off
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    Seems they were a little un-happy with thier Happy Meals
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    "... a car full of angry transvestites".

    Nothing good can come of that, nothing at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Wow. What else can you say?
    Would you like fries with that?

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    Mmmmmm...Drag Queens, Mickey D's, and a big brawl???? Sounds like the makings of another Steven King novel.
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    Can somebody please translate what the McDonalds employee was saying? I could not understand a word of what he was saying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrLewall View Post
    Can somebody please translate what the McDonalds employee was saying? I could not understand a word of what he was saying!
    Sorry, I don't speak Eubonics.
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    I just read JohnKelly and JD's posts.............

    Those were the funniest replies I've seen in a LONG time.



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    Today I hurled a pot of french fry grease at a bunch of angry transvestites that were attacking me with a tire iron.

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    I think I see a spin-off from the movie "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"

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