Kids say the darnest things.
Me and Mason (my son) were in the grocery store. There was that soft murmor of shoppers going about their business. Was fairly quiet. Out of all the calm comes a little boy's voice at full volume:
DADDY, IS THAT THE FAT LADY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
Another grocery store incident. My brother, his daughter (5yo at the time), and I are doing some quick shopping before a small get together. My bro and his wife raise their children to know the sexual parts of humans and to use their proper names (not "wee-wee"), but if she has questions, she must ask them at home in private.
So we see this guy wearing flip flops and a speedo. My bro and I make some speedo torpedo jokes and such. His daughter said that man's penis is showing through his shorts. My brother told he they would talk about it later at home.
So we finish up some shopping and get in line. Low and behold it's the speedo dude. Without skipping a beat, my neice taps him on the arm and proudly tells him "When I get home, my dad and I are going to talk about your penis".
He was pretty embarrassed.