Hold The Press- Dog-cloner denies she was Mormon sex kidnapper!

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    Hold The Press- Dog-cloner denies she was Mormon sex kidnapper!

    The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early today that she was a bail abscondee accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey.

    Rumours have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.

    Ms McKinney, who said that she lived in Hollywood, California, denied to The Times this morning that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates’ Court in 1977 with false imprisonment.

    The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 17-stone Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.
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    Looking at those two photos, I'd be inclined to believe it was her.
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    Looks like she is busted!

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    There is a striking resemblance.
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    The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early today that she was a bail abscondee accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey.
    What's next? Transvestites attacking McDonalds employees?



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    She kinda reminds me of Ms. Piggy of Muppets fame too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    She kinda reminds me of Ms. Piggy of Muppets fame too.


    And we thought she was just a little crazy because she sold her house financing her dog (Bogger's) cloning...

    I guess the Statue of Limitations probably applies here. Dose anyone smell a book deal in her future?

    You think she would have at least changed her last name!
    Joyce Bernann McKinney sex fiend/Bernann McKinney dog cloner

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    Maybe she's a clone too.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    What's next? Transvestites attacking McDonalds employees?
    Maybe... those look like a dude's hands holding up that pup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD View Post
    What's next? Transvestites attacking McDonalds employees?


    I don't know...I'll do a search!
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    I think I'll end up going to hell for this comment, but everytime I look at that first picture of her holding up the pup the caption in my head is saying "Get in my belly"
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    Busted...without a doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I think I'll end up going to hell for this comment, but everytime I look at that first picture of her holding up the pup the caption in my head is saying "Get in my belly"
    HA HA. Now thats funny right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I think I'll end up going to hell for this comment, but everytime I look at that first picture of her holding up the pup the caption in my head is saying "Get in my belly"
    Heh...I'll bring the charcoal. Who's got the plasticware? Oh wait...don't forget the buns and condiments.
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