For Dads with Girls

[dukalmighty]

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 14 years old, but they just know that they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 14. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance & Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time, Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for a moment, trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well, Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little twirp is adorable

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[aus71383]

Wow great surprise ending!

Austin

[luvmyglock]

Nice. I have a daughter, and let me tell you she will not be hanging around with Bruce!

[Jason Rogers]

My wife and I have a little girl who will be 3 in Nov. and we are expecting another little girl in Oct. I am dreading the very idea that they will on day start dating. I'm sure there is a boy like in this story in my future. I just hope it will hapen in their 30s, not at 14.-Jay

[KG4ZRC]

The day is coming for me... My daughter is 11 right now...

[HKinNY]

Mine is 9, last year at disney on line she sees 2 teenage girls in front of her with the shorts rolled over so they are short shorts and my daugther starts to do the same. I look at my wife she looks at me and I take my hand and stab myself in the heart. Will be the dad at kitchen tabel cleaning all the guns when first date shows up.

To Jd and Lima wait you will see.

[atctimmy]

Little Bruce would have found it hard to breath with all 230 lbs of me standing on his chest while I slapped him silly.

[HKinNY]

Little Bruce would have found it hard to breath with all 230 lbs of me standing on his chest while I slapped him silly.

I am laughing while looking at your avitar with your quote.

[retsupt99]

I can laugh...we never had girls.

[Miggy]

Good one. Stolen and posted somewhere else.

[cmidkiff]

I have 4 girls, ages 12, 14, 16, and 20...

... and I no longer find this type of joke amusing.

Go ahead, laugh it up. You'll see...

[Musketeer]

My daughter is 6 and this scares me already.

Standing rules for dating my daughter.

1. Anything you do to her I will do to you but harder.
2. If you make my daughter cry I will make you cry.

[cvhoss]

I've put these on this board before, but this seems like a good thread to repost them on. I've linked to a PDF file so you can print them out if you want and hand them out to your daughter's dates.

Rules For Dating My Daughter

#9 is my favorite.

You younger guys with daughters may have to edit #10 to reflect a different era than us older guys.

Hoss

[PaulG]

Raise 'em right and things will be fine.

Be involved with your daughter's life. She needs both love and discipline.

My daughter is 30 and engaged to a real keeper (he shoots better than I do).

I worried about her as she was growing up, too. But she turned out fine.

Just remember the line from the movie Clueless when Cher's dad told her date, "if anything happens to my daughter, I have a shovel and a 45. I doubt you would be missed".

[IfIhaveto]

My wife and I have a little girl who will be 3 in Nov. and we are expecting another little girl in Oct. I am dreading the very idea that they will on day start dating. I'm sure there is a boy like in this story in my future. I just hope it will hapen in their 30s, not at 14.-Jay

I'm already there.... It's difficult for me...boy is it difficult..But that's life...(17,19,21,23 all girls)