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    Well, it took a while...but after 37 years of marriage, I can do all those things now....and I'm still happy...(Actually, after 37 years, wifey can out fart me.)
    I know she'll never see this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Well, it took a while...but after 37 years of marriage, I can do all those things now....and I'm still happy...(Actually, after 37 years, wifey can out fart me.)
    I know she'll never see this thread.
    You better hope not or you won't be able to do all those things any more.
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    and Ret will get home one night to see that her wife had a garage sale and sold his guns for under $10 a piece.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    and Ret will get home one night to see that her wife had a garage sale and sold his guns for under $10 a piece.
    That's a garage sale I want want to attend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    (Actually, after 37 years, wifey can out fart me.)
    I know she'll never see this thread.
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