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Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
Some guys have all the luck.
Well, it took a while...but after 37 years of marriage, I can do all those things now....and I'm still happy...(Actually, after 37 years, wifey can out fart me.)
I know she'll never see this thread.
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
Certified Glock Armorer
NRA Life Member
If you post anything on the Internet, it WILL get back to the person, somehow, someway. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.
and Ret will get home one night to see that her wife had a garage sale and sold his guns for under $10 a piece.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
Who is John Galt?
" Refuse to be a victim, make sure there is a round chambered ! "
Just call me a pessimistic optimist !
U.S. Navy vet 1981-1992
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."