Do you have any Grapes?

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    Talking Do you have any Grapes?

    A blonde walks into a store and says to the store keeper, "Do you have any grapes?"

    The store keeper replies, "No, I don't." So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"

    The store keeper says, "NO! I don't have any grapes! Stop asking me!" So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"

    "I DON"T HAVE ANY GRAPES! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail you to the wall!" So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any nails?"

    "No."

    "Do you have any grapes?"
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    The joke kind of reminds me of some of the threads that go on here.
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    Heh...I have one of those in my office...and she's blonde too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    Heh...I have one of those in my office...and she's blonde too!
    Blonde Grapes?
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    Maybe I better not go there. Although I'd like to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ram Rod View Post
    Maybe I better not go there. Although I'd like to.


    I was working my way down this thread and laughing...thinking the exact same thing...then I saw your post.
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