This is a discussion on 9 Phrases women use...and their meanings within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day almost 4 years of marriage and i can personally verify each and every one of these....
Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day
almost 4 years of marriage and i can personally verify each and every one of these.
Let's Roll - Todd Beamer
XD .45, Glock 23, Mossberg 590A, M&P 15 Rossi 641, RIA 1911
If You Want To Know The Mind Of A Man Listen To His Words
Every boy should watch this video before high school.
"Just blame Sixto"
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I relate the most to #2: Five Minutes
I've learned over the years, when my wife gives me a time frame to be ready, I double the number and add a zero. This usually works out correctly.
Ooops, gotta go, before she comes in and says "that's okay".
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
After 25 years of marriage you don't have to understand it, actually you never will ... just accept it and know that the more often you can avoid any of these the better life will be, and the likelyhood of you living to attend another gun show is dramatically increased. Good Luck!!!
"Eternity is Too Long to be Wrong"
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I have never heard those words, not in the 19 years we have been together.
Just remember that shot placement is much more important with what you carry than how big a bang you get with each trigger pull.
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Texas Hunter Education Instructor
I heard these words alot and I never been married. Maybe thats why I am not married. O'Well what gun should I buy next.
This was great.... boy, I heard everyone one of those , especially "whatever"... and I don't miss hearing any of them now that I"m single.
They forgot "I don't Care" which usually follows a question asked by the male, can have multiple meanings, dependent upon the tone it was said in can mean anything from Yes to maybe you decide, extreme caution must be exercised here for if you read it wrong you will get the Sigh coupled with the Glare.
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
Pretty much how it is...
My wife is pretty experienced...she can convey most of these messages without saying a word...just looks!
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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I've been waiting for Lima to bless us with her opinion on this.......
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Sir Winston Churchill