This is a discussion on Spaghetti, within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting ...
August 22nd, 2008 11:14 PM
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money If she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'. 'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.'
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ― The Journals of Kierkegaard
August 22nd, 2008 11:27 PM
August 23rd, 2008 01:36 AM
excellent, also never order Spaghetti on the first date!
August 23rd, 2008 06:11 AM
That one was a 'laugh out loud'...
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