Think you are having a bad day?

Think you are having a bad day?

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    Wink Think you are having a bad day?

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    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
    in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am,
    regardless of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
    something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
    the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am
    Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
    investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am.,
    all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
    the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
    was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
    books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time
    Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
    support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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    Still Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
    Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
    At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
    saved animals were being released back into the wild
    amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
    with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
    the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
    the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
    plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

    Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
    to his Walkman.

    Are Ya OK Now? - No?
    Two animal rights defenders were protesting
    the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
    in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
    broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
    stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
    on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender '
    stamped on it.

    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
    blown to bits. God is Good!

    There now, Feeling Better?
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century


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    Well, I guess I'm having a GREAT day, now!

    (Think of it in terms of...'every day above ground' IS a good day!)

    Stay armed...enjoy all your days...stay safe!
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    Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
    That sucks. Clean forgot to be patient, and wait.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
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    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
    with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
    the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
    the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
    plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

    Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
    to his Walkman.
    That does it, I'm selling my Walkman as soon as I post this!!
    Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Well, I guess I'm having a GREAT day, now!

    (Think of it in terms of...'every day above ground' IS a good day!)

    Stay armed...enjoy all your days...stay safe!
    The way I look at it is:

    Every morning, when you wake up.....you're ALREADY ahead of the game...

    ....because some folks DIDN'T.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Mac View Post
    The way I look at it is:

    Every morning, when you wake up.....you're ALREADY ahead of the game...

    ....because some folks DIDN'T.
    +1 on that Mac!
    -Bark'n
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    "The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."

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