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A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to
throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the
neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing,
eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I
have a 10 foot
man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a
million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there
was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its tail!
Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the
tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float
to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,'
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you
something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you
something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a
Rolex and some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy,
then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the guy who
pushed me in the pool!'
Last edited by Scott; August 24th, 2008 at 06:26 AM. Reason: profanity removed
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Yep. I remember that party.
I hope that is the same Leroy that I know. Leroy being a backwoods Redneck is camping in the middle of the woods for about 8 months. When there is a knock at his door. Hi my name is Fred and live up at the top of that big hill. I am having a party tonight and I want to invite you over. Thanks that is mighty nice of you replied Leroy. No Problem but I want to let you know that their is going to be alot of drinking and alot drugs and alot of fighting. Thats Ok I am used to all that replied Leroy. Who's coming to the party Fred? Just You and Me!!