U.S. Navy Directive 16134

[goldshellback]

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts )
The following directive was issued by the commanding
officer of all naval installations in the Middle East.
(It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off
base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the
Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic
versions]
2.. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning
minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines.
Some with unit logos.]
3.. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and
Arabic versions]
4.. I removed this one because I don't want an infraction from our mods..........silly Marines
5.. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly
Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope
cross-hairs.]
6.. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.'
[Both Arabic and English versions]
7.. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
8.. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition
force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges
upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following
signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1.. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the
Firing Range at 0800 Daily.
2.. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on
these dumb


All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity
training upon receipt.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[Paco]

Aw, come on. Its just a bunch of Marines having fun while away from home. The Navy needs to lighten up a little bit, plus I think its freaking hilarious .

As far as the sensitivity training, I think it should include how to make your index finger so sensitive you feel the trigger break better.

[SIGguy229]

Truth hurts...

[Rob72]

How can I say this...? Well, yes: Sensitivity Training requires a lot of Chapstick....

Peace just requires the other guy being conditioned to wet himself, roll on his back and sob uncontrollably at the sound of your boots. Worked for 10,000 years. Only the advent of Social Liberalism, during the latter years of the Roman Empire, has brought forth useless alternatives.

[Duisburg]

Amen, I love these! If you can point me to where I can buy these, uncensored, I would appreciate it!

[joleary223]

I totally want #6,7 and 8 in arabic.

[bobcat35]

i want #5 and #8 in arabic for patterns to paint on my turret next tour.

[flagflyfish]

Sensitivity training???????? I thought we were fighting a war!! How the can you be sensitive and fight a war? Geez, we gotta get the media out of the war zone and finish cleaning house (should take about 3 days).

[Derrin33]

After 4 years in the ole Navy, it seems that they haven't lighted up at all.

[dukalmighty]

I want 5 with crosshairs,and pm me with #4 ,I understand all too well about what you cannot post on here,Now I know why he's called Thumper

[PaulJ]

Since when are you sending Marines to make friends?

[Rcher]

I guess the military is changing. Now the military is more in the public eye and actually more respected by the civilian than when I was in. That must be partially why they 86'd these shirts. When I was in, just outside the main gate, homes had signs in their yards "Dogs and Sailors Keep Off the Grass".

[Bark'n]

Since when are you sending Marines to make friends?

I'll buy you a round for that one! +1

[Ridgeline]

I wonder if they had any sensivity training for the DA's prior to them flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, or a corn field.

[randytulsa2]

I can't believe it.

We want our military to worry about not hurting the feelings of the people we have assigned them to kill?

No wonder I was so glad to get out.