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Security Briefs with hidden velcro pouch

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    Security Briefs with hidden velcro pouch

    These Security Briefs features a secret pouch with a Velcro fastener to keep your belongings (money, jewelry etc) in place.




    The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them!



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    I saw those on some website before... Laughed my butt off.

    I thought it was an interesting concept. But I wear boxers so a smart thief may notice the difference.
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    Skid mark? That looks like a candidate for depends!!
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    Hell, you could make your own. Sew up one side of the little vent, and sew some velcro on the other.

    As for the skid marks,,, no bother already have a few with them. NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
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    Wasn't Larry the Cable Guy that said we put on clean underwear and 5 minutes later it looks like we just came out of a mud wrestling contest?
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    I think those look like the drawers the skipper of the exxon valdez was wearing,but even so if they just grabbed the waist band to flick em outta the way i'm sure the weight difference would be noticeable
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    Those are just............@#$%(*&^$%^& sick!


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