These Security Briefs features a secret pouch with a Velcro fastener to keep your belongings (money, jewelry etc) in place.
The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them!
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These Security Briefs features a secret pouch with a Velcro fastener to keep your belongings (money, jewelry etc) in place.
The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them!
Click To Order
“Put your pain in a box. Lock it down. No man is stronger than one who can harness his emotions.” -Act of Valor
I saw those on some website before... Laughed my butt off.
I thought it was an interesting concept. But I wear boxers so a smart thief may notice the difference.
-Bark'n
Semper Fi
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
Skid mark? That looks like a candidate for depends!!![]()
"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier
and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the
service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the
love and thanks of man and woman."
-- Thomas Paine (The American Crisis, No. 1, 19 December 1776)
Hell, you could make your own. Sew up one side of the little vent, and sew some velcro on the other.
As for the skid marks,,, no bother already have a few with them. NEVER TRUST A FART!!!![]()
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Sir Winston Churchill
Wasn't Larry the Cable Guy that said we put on clean underwear and 5 minutes later it looks like we just came out of a mud wrestling contest?
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
I think those look like the drawers the skipper of the exxon valdez was wearing,but even so if they just grabbed the waist band to flick em outta the way i'm sure the weight difference would be noticeable
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Those are just............@#$%(*&^$%^& sick!
NRA Life Member
"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."