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    Ammo shortage in Alabama

    This news just in:
    All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition
    as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the
    purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded
    Georgia , they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama .




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    Well I am making my stand on the west bank of the Tallapoosa River and I won't let a single Russian tank cross!!!!!!!
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    "We shall fight them in Phenix City . . . We shall fight them on IH85 . . . We shall fight them at Perdido Bay . . . And we shall never surrender!"
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    Route them on into Texas I have a few rounds to send them too.
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    After Texas send them up to NY for a real NY

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    Will they come south for the winter? It'll be like the snowbirds, but you can shoot'em!
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    Beautiful! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Here in Jacksonville FL we use the sandbags left from the storm to re-enforce our defensive positions along I-95! Not a single russian tank made it to me so far. They must have stopped them all right at the border! ;-)
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