Subject: Pricelessss!!! -- /there's definitely a lesson in this -- as well as a good laugh.
Have a GREAT DAY! ~ Frankie Hawk
And, for all the cops!
A man was tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The
tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of
hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless
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