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    Not sure if this was posted before but...
    Subject: Pricelessss!!! -- /there's definitely a lesson in this -- as well as a good laugh.
    Have a GREAT DAY! ~ Frankie Hawk


    And, for all the cops!


    A man was tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

    Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
    right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
    beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The
    tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
    frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
    dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
    window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
    her to the police station where she was searched, finger
    printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of
    hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
    escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
    waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
    behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
    front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
    Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
    'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
    Christian fish emblem on the trunk.


    Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'

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    Sad but true, its why I only have NRA & USMC stickers.

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    Nice!
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    Very true. Around here, the ones with the choose life and nurses save lives plates are usually running about 20mph over the speed limit and zig zagging through traffic.
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    Love it!
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