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    a few jokes for ya.

    a few jokes for ya.

    A tough old Montana cowboy once told his grandson that, if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren ... and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. "
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    First man : why do you go hunting without bullets?
    Second man: Because it is cheaper and the results are the same. "
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    Three old rifle shooters are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."


    hope you at least chuckled, i know i did.
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    "Yea, till we show up with jumper cables and drugs to debate it"

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