Italian Golfer

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    A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an
    Italian from South Philly were waiting one morning for a particularly slow
    group of Golfers in front of them.

    The Italian from South Philly fumed, 'What's wit dose jerks? We musta been
    waitin' for fifteen minutes!' The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've
    never seen such poor golf!' The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'

    The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the Greens keeper.
    Let's have a word with him.' 'Hello, George! Said the Catholic Priest,
    'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

    George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes, Father. That's a group of blind fire fighters.
    They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them
    play for free anytime.'The group fell silent for a moment.

    The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
    prayer for them tonight.'

    The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my Ophthalmologist colleagues
    and see if there's anything they can do for them.'

    The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000
    to the fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'

    The Italian from South Philly said, 'So why can't they play at night ?
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    Too funny I got to remember this one next week when I am on the course.

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    I'm not even a golfer...but that was funny.
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