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    this left me speechless. that's not easy to do....

    Nation & World | Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage | Seattle Times Newspaper

    Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
    A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

    By The Fresno Bee

    FRESNO, Calif. A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

    Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."

    Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.

    The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.

    He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

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    About 20 miles south of here. I am putting the spice rack in the gun safe, but what the heck do I do with the sausages?
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    In a field not too far from my home, the police found a dead body. There were Frosted Flakes scattered about the scene, and a half gallon of milk. Bananas were inserted into every orifice. Detectives are speculating that it was a CEREAL MURDER.

    And the OP news story makes about as much sense.
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    Maybe he was trying to "RUB" the guy out,The sad thing is how does somebody allow somebody else enough time to rub spices on you then beat you with your own meat?
    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    About 20 miles south of here. I am putting the spice rack in the gun safe, but what the heck do I do with the sausages?
    Feed them to the dog
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    beat you with your own meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paramedic70002 View Post
    In a field not too far from my home, the police found a dead body. There were Frosted Flakes scattered about the scene, and a half gallon of milk. Bananas were inserted into every orifice. Detectives are speculating that it was a CEREAL MURDER.

    And the OP news story makes about as much sense.
    This is so wrong in so many ways.........I love it.
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    I think he must have done some of his own spices earlier in the night.

    How did you know I have bananas with my corn flakes. Are you the guy on the Wheaties box on the shelf looking at me? I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
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    I wonder if he has a permit for that thing?
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    Well, this just proves that California's gun laws are working, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerbouchard View Post
    Well, this just proves that California's gun laws are working, right?
    Maybe, but I think its more accurate to say that it proves Kali is full of nuts and whack jobs.
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    I think you may be right, Sixto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftyjuan View Post
    About 20 miles south of here. I am putting the spice rack in the gun safe, but what the heck do I do with the sausages?
    You ARE kidding, right?
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    This took place in CA.

    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Maybe he was trying to "RUB" the guy out,The sad thing is how does somebody allow somebody else enough time to rub spices on you then beat you with your own meat?

    Feed them to the dog
    Enough said!
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