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this left me speechless. that's not easy to do....
Nation & World | Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage | Seattle Times Newspaper
Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
By The Fresno Bee
FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."
Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.
The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.
He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
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About 20 miles south of here. I am putting the spice rack in the gun safe, but what the heck do I do with the sausages?
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In a field not too far from my home, the police found a dead body. There were Frosted Flakes scattered about the scene, and a half gallon of milk. Bananas were inserted into every orifice. Detectives are speculating that it was a CEREAL MURDER.
And the OP news story makes about as much sense.
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I think he must have done some of his own spices earlier in the night.
How did you know I have bananas with my corn flakes. Are you the guy on the Wheaties box on the shelf looking at me? I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
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If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
I wonder if he has a permit for that thing?
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Well, this just proves that California's gun laws are working, right?
I think you may be right, Sixto.
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