September 8th, 2008 10:18 PM
home invasion of the strange kind
this left me speechless. that's not easy to do....
Nation & World | Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage | Seattle Times Newspaper
Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage
A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
By The Fresno Bee
FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."
Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.
The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.
He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
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September 8th, 2008 11:23 PM
It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.
September 8th, 2008 11:34 PM
About 20 miles south of here. I am putting the spice rack in the gun safe, but what the heck do I do with the sausages?
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September 9th, 2008 12:21 AM
In a field not too far from my home, the police found a dead body. There were Frosted Flakes scattered about the scene, and a half gallon of milk. Bananas were inserted into every orifice. Detectives are speculating that it was a CEREAL MURDER.
And the OP news story makes about as much sense.
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September 9th, 2008 01:17 AM
Maybe he was trying to "RUB" the guy out,The sad thing is how does somebody allow somebody else enough time to rub spices on you then beat you with your own meat?
Feed them to the dog
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September 9th, 2008 10:23 AM
September 9th, 2008 10:42 AM
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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September 9th, 2008 12:59 PM
I think he must have done some of his own spices earlier in the night.
How did you know I have bananas with my corn flakes. Are you the guy on the Wheaties box on the shelf looking at me? I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
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September 9th, 2008 01:25 PM
I wonder if he has a permit for that thing?
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September 9th, 2008 02:01 PM
It's the ghost of Benny Hill!
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September 9th, 2008 03:18 PM
Well, this just proves that California's gun laws are working, right?
September 9th, 2008 03:34 PM
Maybe, but I think its more accurate to say that it proves Kali is full of nuts and whack jobs.
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September 9th, 2008 04:04 PM
I think you may be right, Sixto.
September 9th, 2008 04:36 PM
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September 9th, 2008 04:45 PM
This took place in CA.
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