Reno Nevada homicide detective David Jenkins was sitting in his unmarked cop car on a stakeout when Mercedes Green, 19, opened the passenger door and hopped in beside him. Even though the cop car was unmarked on the outside, it still had a blue light sitting on the dash and the police radio was blaring a conversation between the dispatcher and other squad cars. In fact, the radio was squawking so loud that Green had to shout loudly over it to pitch her proposition for sex with Jenkins. Then, suddenly realizing that Jenkins might be a cop, she blurted, "You're not a cop are you?" Jenkins coolly replied, "What do you think?" Green breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, I didn't think so." As Jenkins read her rights and was handcuffing her she said, "Hey! You wear glasses! I didn't think police were allowed to wear them!"
Dum de Dum Dum. The names have kept the same to show how Dumb people are.