Hey! You wear glasses!

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    Hey! You wear glasses!

    Reno Nevada homicide detective David Jenkins was sitting in his unmarked cop car on a stakeout when Mercedes Green, 19, opened the passenger door and hopped in beside him. Even though the cop car was unmarked on the outside, it still had a blue light sitting on the dash and the police radio was blaring a conversation between the dispatcher and other squad cars. In fact, the radio was squawking so loud that Green had to shout loudly over it to pitch her proposition for sex with Jenkins. Then, suddenly realizing that Jenkins might be a cop, she blurted, "You're not a cop are you?" Jenkins coolly replied, "What do you think?" Green breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, I didn't think so." As Jenkins read her rights and was handcuffing her she said, "Hey! You wear glasses! I didn't think police were allowed to wear them!"

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    What exactly was Ms. Mercedes Green wanting I wonder.
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    She didn't happen to be blonde?
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    bet she was a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    bet she was a prostitute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    bet she was a prostitute.
    And an amateur one, at that!


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    I actually had a very similar thing happen to me while training new U.C. officers;

    We had mock drug deals going for the students (we train real world, out among the public) and I was playing the role of the drug dealer. I pull up to the bar to do the "deal" and in hops this "lady" asks for some crack and offers to pay in a rather unconventional way. I got to give credit to the student I was supposed to be picking up; she figured out what was going hopped right in the back seat to cover me.

    The other instructors that were watching across the parking lot via surveillance equipment were rolling on the ground laughing at me and could barely get themselves over to me to make an arrest.

    When we went to court on the case, her public defender just tossed up his hands and gave up. Our witnesses consisted of me and the student, an FBI agent, a handful of DEA guys and about 12 CPD agents and a video tape.
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    Criminality and low IQ seem to go hand in hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    I actually had a very similar thing happen to me while training new U.C. officers;

    We had mock drug deals going for the students (we train real world, out among the public) and I was playing the role of the drug dealer. I pull up to the bar to do the "deal" and in hops this "lady" asks for some crack and offers to pay in a rather unconventional way. I got to give credit to the student I was supposed to be picking up; she figured out what was going hopped right in the back seat to cover me.

    The other instructors that were watching across the parking lot via surveillance equipment were rolling on the ground laughing at me and could barely get themselves over to me to make an arrest.

    When we went to court on the case, her public defender just tossed up his hands and gave up. Our witnesses consisted of me and the student, an FBI agent, a handful of DEA guys and about 12 CPD agents and a video tape.
    Thanks for sharing. That was hilarious.
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    Everybody know that Police are not allow to wear glasses best line there.

    One day I am driving my Flatbed towtruck in the Bronx down a one-way street. I am looking for my customer who is supposed to be outside waiting for me. They have one of my broken-down cars parked somewhere around the corner and a few block down. So I swing around the same one-way street again. Next thing I know I see a guy looking at me and he is waving. So I slow down and he jumps into passanger seat.

    Next thing he pulls out of his pocket 1/2 dozen vials of crack and Asks me Do you want the Hubba Bubba or the Hawaiin Punch.

    What the bleep are you talking about I am here for the rental car

    Sorry my bad!! and he jumps out.

    So I swing up to next corner and finally find customer.

    All I could image is getting pulled over for buying drugs. I always use a Flatbed truck with my company name of the door to score drugs. NOT!!!!!

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    My old work truck was a Mac tool Chevy P30 van. I always had the sliding door open, and usually had a coworker sitting on the step (no seat, just sitting.) The truck was a real POS was yellow, purple and white. So we hire a new guy and I'm on my way back from the job site with him. We pull up to a corner in Miami, and he starts talking to some guy on the corner. I'm on my Bluetooth, talking to the boss, when all of a sudden the new guy is yanked out of the truck and in cuffs. I look up and see two ski mask wearing Miami-Dade officers with shotguns. I turn off the truck, and keep my hands on the wheel. One officer asks me my relation to the guy they had on the ground, and I show them his application and tell them I just hired him. They tell me to keep driving since he no longer will be working with me. So I just left. I got back to the hangar and the boss asked me why I hung up on him. I told him the story...and for about 10 minutes everyone in the shop couldn't stop laughing. My boss called for a tow truck to take the guys car to the police station and thats the last we heard of him.

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    Thanks for Sharing!!!! Very Funny

    Thanks for Sharing!!!! Very Funny

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