that reminds me of a joke....
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in
the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why
don't you go on and give it a try?
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde
takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
'****!........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'