This is a discussion on Range critter within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A while back I posted this picture of a sign near one of the ranges down here in Miami. One of the critters came out ...
A while back I posted this picture of a sign near one of the ranges down here in Miami.
One of the critters came out to play today. My wife saw it and she pointed out to me. I approached the canal and the creature was kind enough to get close for good pics. There is another one bigger but I am guessing he was taking a nap or something.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
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Looks like the resident RSO.
Great Pics!
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How come you didnt get any really good closeups?
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...or a new pair of boots?
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I see the dragonfly, on the log, but dangerous critter????
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ah, good old Trail Glades
Fuuuuuuny!Originally Posted by Ridgeline
Because the Wife screaming bloody murder... and survival instinct?
'cause Florida Fish and Wildlife gets quite miffed if you play with gators and they get downright nasty when you think Payless Shoes with the critters.
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Randy Cain.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Signed: Me!
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that reminds me of a joke....
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while
on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in
the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why
don't you go on and give it a try?
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun
in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde
takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its
back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
'****!........ THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'
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Alligator actually makes for some good eatin'. Deep fried usually. Shark is my other favorite water scavenger to eat.
Say....you reckon one round of 45acp would take that thing out?
Yep...right between the eyes. They have a relativley small brain. Like anything else, you just have to know where to shoot.Say....you reckon one round of 45acp would take that thing out?
I know a guy in Mississippi that is a state certifed alligator remover. He has killed them with a .22.
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb...
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I want to know what one has to do to become a state certified alligator remover; that would look sweet on my resume.
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I got close up once here in NC, have holes is my paddle from its teeth.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Gator tail and a new holster......Shsssssh!
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AAHHH!!! That's the Chupacabra!!! I know the snout and arms well, as I,ve hunted them for years and had several deadly encounters with those devils. You can see my exploits at Chupacabrahunter.org
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