To My Darling Husband:

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    To My Darling Husband:

    To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up luckily came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.
    xoxoxo

    P.S. Your girlfriend called, AGAIN!

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    I'll bet it's his wife and his sister...one person...who did this.
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    Ha Ha. That looks like my neighbor!! just kidding
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    Is that a Ferrari logo on the back of that car? Ouch! I'll take that beer now.
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    reminds me of my wife, she called me because she hit a curb and needed me to change the tire, well i get there and the front wheel was dragged under the car, and the underside of the car was shredded, swing arm and engine cradle mangled, about $4500 in damage,
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    Now they have room for one more car if she is the one pulling it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 40S&WMAN View Post
    reminds me of my wife, she called me because she hit a curb and needed me to chance the tire, well i get there and the front wheel was dragged under the car, and the underside of the car was shredded, swing arm and engine cradle mangled, about $4500 in damage,

    That's not funny........."change the tire?!?"
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    JON you have to keep her out of that new Wal-Mart that was built last year in Catskill ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Is that a Ferrari logo on the back of that car? Ouch! I'll take that beer now.
    Yes.. it's a Ferrari logo. What about a $250,000 car.

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    The scooter and the 50cc Suzuki look OK. At least they both have transportation still.
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDTAIL View Post
    JON you have to keep her out of that new Wal-Mart that was built last year in Catskill ha ha
    I didn't say it was my wife!
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