Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

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    Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
    "I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York

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    Quote Originally Posted by Team American
    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
    SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think you're talking about my life LOl.....
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    I'm very fortunate...I have all four in one. She keeps me busy enough to be four, though...
    noli nothis permittere te terere...

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    Silly men. :
    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    Well I guess I'm lucky I have a woman who meets all the requirements but number 5.
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    Yup, mine is all four rolled up into one nice little package....
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    Sound Advice

    I'm always careful not to let my wife know about any of my girlfriends.

    Seriously....I also somehow managed to snag myself a fantastic "Life Partner"
    I have absolutely no idea what she "sees" in me though.


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    I only have one... She devoured the other three .

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    Yup, mine is all four in one also. Has been for 42 years.


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    Mine shot the other three and told me if I try to replace them I'm next.
    Kept me on the straight and narrow for 36 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Team American
    FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four men don't know each other.

    I seen your mistake and fixed it for you

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    lol! Welcome Ann!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ann
    I seen your mistake and fixed it for you
    LOL! It does work both ways. Welcome, Ann!
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