How Not To Pay Off A Losing Bet

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    How Not To Pay Off A Losing Bet

    Moron #1 loses a bet to moron #2.

    Moron #1 pays off the bet by letting moron #2 fire a .30-06 rifle next to moron #1's ear.

    Rough Bet To LoseVideo


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    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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    Were any alcoholic beverages involved?
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    What a bunch of idiots (I think comparing those two to idiots might be insulting to idiots)
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    I would bet money that guy now has permanent substantial hearing loss if he didn't rupture his eardrum
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    WHAT???
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    I am surprised that there wasn't blood coming out of his ear. Neither of these two should ever be alloud to have guns the rest of their lives.

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    Their gene pool really sucks.
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    Wow. I got nuthin'.......
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    Sometimes there are no words.....wait I have one MORONS
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    Absolutely unbelieveable. The word moron does not do them justice. I consulted a thesaurus and came up with some other possibilities:

    ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool
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    Hey Y'all, Watch This.

    Funny, they didn't really look that dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    Absolutely unbelieveable. The word moron does not do them justice. I consulted a thesaurus and came up with some other possibilities:

    ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool
    Your too kind.
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    The worst part is this is how the Brady Bunch see's us, just more 'ammuntion' for them
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    Thats the most stupid thing I've ever seen ... the sad part is, now that its plastered all over the web, some other dumb@ss will try it. There's definitely a gene pool issue here.
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    Shallow end!!
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