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    A 75 year old man is out shopping for a present for his wife for their 50th anniversary.

    He walks into a Victoria's Secret and asks for the sheerest hightie they have. He is shocked when he sees a price of $300 for it, but thinks his wife is worth the expense.

    They wrap it up and he takes it home, and when he walks in the house he says happy anniversary honey and hands her the box, and tells her to try it on.

    She goes to the bedroom to try it on, and sees the $300 price tag, and thinks that is too much to spend, and plans to take it back.

    She then sees how sheer it is, and thinks to herself that she will go out to him naked, and he will not notice she is not wearing it.

    When she steps out, she says how do you like it.

    He looks at her and says gee you would think for $300 they would have ironed out the wrinkles.







    The funeral is saturday.
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    Bad vision there
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    HAHA That's funny!!!!
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    Thanks, now I have to get that mental picture out of my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAT40 View Post
    Thanks, now I have to get that mental picture out of my head
    A 23 year old man is out shopping for a present for his wife for their 1st anniversary.

    He walks into a Victoria's Secret and asks for the sheerest hightie they have. He is shocked when he sees a price of $300 for it, but thinks his wife is worth the expense.

    They wrap it up and he takes it home, and when he walks in the house he says happy anniversary honey and hands her the box, and tells her to try it on.

    She goes to the bedroom to try it on, and sees the $300 price tag, and thinks that is too much to spend, and plans to take it back.

    She then sees how sheer it is, and thinks to herself that she will go out to him naked, and he will not notice she is not wearing it.

    When she steps out, she says how do you like it.

    He looks at her and says "Pff. that was a waste of money."

    The funeral is Saturday.
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    wooooooooo !!!!!!!! LOL...
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