Do the dishes OR ELSE

Do the dishes OR ELSE

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    Police: Dirty dishes led to woman's rampage
    She faces charges after allegedly biting, swinging sword at boyfriend

    FORT WORTH, Texas - A 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes, police said.

    The woman was arrested Thursday afternoon at the couple's apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site.

    The 21-year-old man told police that he became involved in an argument because the woman was upset that the dishes were not clean. Police Lt. Paul Henderson said the woman told the man to leave the apartment, but he refused.

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    Henderson said the woman then tried to physically remove the man. During the ensuing struggle, the woman bit the man's right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts, Henderson said.

    The woman then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at him, but missed, police said.

    The woman was released from a Mansfield jail after posting a $10,000 bond, jail officials said.

    Henderson said the man and woman had lived together for four months.
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    Well, I don't ever do the dishes, but.............I've heard of some guys not doing the dishes, and let me tell ya----it could hit you in the wallet real hard if you aint careful. I hear Ralph got chased plumb out of his house one night for not doin' the dishes........a whole 35 piece china set gone. Well, he's eatin' off paper towels right now until he can come up with the $400 for a new set from Target! Me? I'd rather take a whoopin' if'n I had the choice!

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    She faces charges after allegedly biting, swinging sword ...
    That must have hurt. Never did bite a sword before.
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    1. Move out.

    2. Call mental health authorities to see if they can help ex-girlfriend.

    3. Change cell phone number.

    4. Choose a less violent girlfriend next time.

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    wow, and that was just the dishes. she'd probbily kill
    him if his dirty socks were just laying on the floor.
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