My Tale of tommorrow...

My Tale of tommorrow...

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    My Tale of tommorrow...

    There once was a employee that was tired of because his chief engineer is an idiot, so he told his that he was so he could do some . His probably thinks that the employee was out because it is also payday, so the employee fully expects a when he goes back to work on Thursday.

    = recent healthnut?
    = boss
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    So....does the overly strong employee feel guilty about calling in and drinking on his well-deserved day off? Would I go in Thursday if I knew I was in for a butt whoopin'? Ya never know with me. Butt whoopin's let you know your alive, and bring your drill instructor's (boss's) attention to you since you are so often overlooked while performing your menial job fruitfully! Sometimes it's good to be in the hot-seat. Mainly in winter time, but take it when you can get it. Who cares what the worthless dweebs in the office will think about you or say about you, or write on the bathroom walls? To heck with them....they aren't the ones who had the nads to take a couple days off without allotted time now are they?

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    Health nut and your avatar is a cupcake? Sorry. Don't buy it.
    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.

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    boy am I glad I am retired! Any butt kicking to be done is done by me (or my wife)
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    Quote Originally Posted by exactlymypoint View Post
    Health nut and your avatar is a cupcake? Sorry. Don't buy it.
    It is not a cupcake, it is a tactical bran muffin
    You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    It is not a cupcake, it is a tactical bran muffin


    That's priceless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    It is not a cupcake, it is a tactical bran muffin
    Which, of course, makes it 50% more expensive.
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    Ha HA. The health nut is a fairly new trait...and cupcake is my prison gang name...you are given one of those...don't get to change it.

    OK, so the whole original post is really hokey...I was just excited to not go to work and sneak in some extra cardio today on the water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    It is not a cupcake, it is a tactical bran muffin
    i dunno. does it come with a late-night urge suppressor or any evil black hardware?
    "My God David, We're a Civilized society."

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    So.. did you get fired or anything?
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Afraid not, so I am going to try again and take tomorrow (Friday off) off. My "chief" engineer screwed up my boiler chemistry badly and tried to destroy my $300,000 chiller while I was gone though. You'd think 30 years here should be long enough for him to figure out stationary engineering 101.
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    I don't think I've taken a day off specifically to drink. You may be on to something here.
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    Not to drink, just that's what I assumed my boss would think. I don't drink even one drink hardly ever, but If I was gonna get plastered I'd rather do it on the clock, rather than waste MY time... MY time is valuable to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake View Post
    You'd think 30 years here should be long enough for him to figure out stationary engineering 101.

    I won't say anything, It would probably take me about 60 years to figure it out.

    $300,000 chiller!? My chiller was under 2k and its stainless and has and auto ice maker with ice and water dispenser in the door. I thought it nice...
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    That's a bargain, Sixto! Let me know if it can make 600,000 pounds of ice in a night! If it does and I suggest it to my superiors, I'm sure to get that promotion!
    Spend few minutes learning about my journey from Zero to Athlete in this mini documentary!
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