Gun maker get nailed-Sort of.

Gun maker get nailed-Sort of.

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    Gun maker get nailed-Sort of.

    GUN 'MAKER' GETS NAILED
    Comments: 0 Read Comments Leave a Comment By MURRAY WEISS
    Posted: 4:31 am
    September 19, 2008

    What a tool!

    A homeless man who spent the summer stealing gunpowder for a pistol he was building was busted after leaving his stash behind the Manhattan federal courthouse while trying to get a gun permit, court papers show.

    Denis Nekrasov, 28, who claims to have studied mechanical engineering in his native Kyrgyzstan, collected the powder from nail guns at a construction site where he was working, the criminal complaint says.

    He left a plastic bottle filled with the powder on Cardinal Hayes Place on Wednesday while he visited Police Headquarters in an ill-fated attempt to get a permit, the papers say.

    When he returned, an FBI agent was waiting for him. Nekrasov admitted that he "wanted to construct a kind of homemade gun, in case he needed to protect or defend himself from others," the complaint says.

    He was charged with possession of an explosive device and ordered held without bail.

    Borats cousin from Kyrgyzstan ?

    Why didn't he collect enough bottles and buy the buy blanks at Home Depot? Could build a zillion weapons from that store.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post
    Why didn't he collect enough bottles and buy the buy blanks at Home Depot? Could build a zillion weapons from that store.
    He was stealing his materials; possibly from a worksite, maybe from Home Depot.

    He's not the first EU "refugee" caught with a DD. Multiculturalism at its finest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HITCH KING View Post

    Why didn't he collect enough bottles and buy the buy blanks at Home Depot? Could build a zillion weapons from that store.
    Or why not use the cartridges as is.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    I suspect that his lights are on "upstairs" but there ain't nobody home.
    Sounds like he is a really judgment impaired dingbat me.
    Possibly super intelligent at one time but, now he is probably lollipop factory material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Possibly super intelligent at one time but, now he is probably lollipop factory material.
    That is funny. Lollipop factory material.

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    A couple of chicken McNuggets short of a Happy Meal

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    Not the brightest crayon in the box!

    How many more can we get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spooter66 View Post
    Not the brightest crayon in the box!
    elevator does reach top floor

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    Sharp as a bowling ball?
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    Just doing my part
    • Few bricks short of a full load
    • Not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
    • Not the brightest bulb in the pack
    • Not playing with a full deck
    • A few french fries short of a Happy Meal
    • A few cans short of a 6 pack
    • Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
    • Could pour water out of a boot if he had instructions on the heel
    • 12 donuts short of a dozen
    • He has two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
    • He's deprived a village somewhere of their idiot
    • His 6 pack is missing the plastic "thingy" that holds them all together
    • Had an idea once, but it died of loneliness
    • He jumped into the Gene-Pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
    • Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
    • His train of thought is the wrong gauge for his one-track mind
      He'd be lost in thought without a road map

    Wait...there's more...HA
    • The phone's plugged in, but the receiver's off the hook
    • He's got a teflon brain (nothing seems to stick)
    • He's got bubbles in his think tank
    • If it's true that "What you don't know can't hurt you", he must be invulnerable.
    • Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
    • His belt doesn't go through all the loops
    • His cheese slipped off the cracker
    • Isn’t firing on all 6 cylinders
    • Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine
    • He's proof that there's no such thing as natural selection
    • He only has 1 oar in the water, but he's in the guinness book for worlds longest boat trip to China.
    • If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run an ant's motor-scooter halfway around a Cheerio!'
    • His bag of M&M's was full of W&W's
    • He's got all the bricks for the wall. It's just that the mortar is cracked
    • He's frequently found staring at the Orange Juice from Concentrate can
    Last edited by packinnova; September 19th, 2008 at 09:56 PM. Reason: edit
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    A few sandwiches short of a picnic
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    Short a quart of oil. What made him think he could even get a permit in NYC?
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    It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    Just doing my part
    • Few bricks short of a full load
    • Not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
    • Not the brightest bulb in the pack
    • Not playing with a full deck
    • A few french fries short of a Happy Meal
    • A few cans short of a 6 pack
    • Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
    • Could pour water out of a boot if he had instructions on the heel
    • 12 donuts short of a dozen
    • He has two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
    • He's deprived a village somewhere of their idiot
    • His 6 pack is missing the plastic "thingy" that holds them all together
    • Had an idea once, but it died of loneliness
    • He jumped into the Gene-Pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
    • Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
    • His train of thought is the wrong gauge for his one-track mind
      He'd be lost in thought without a road map

    Wait...there's more...HA
    • The phone's plugged in, but the receiver's off the hook
    • He's got a teflon brain (nothing seems to stick)
    • He's got bubbles in his think tank
    • If it's true that "What you don't know can't hurt you", he must be invulnerable.
    • Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
    • His belt doesn't go through all the loops
    • His cheese slipped off the cracker
    • Isnít firing on all 6 cylinders
    • Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine
    • He's proof that there's no such thing as natural selection
    • He only has 1 oar in the water, but he's in the guinness book for worlds longest boat trip to China.
    • If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run an ant's motor-scooter halfway around a Cheerio!'
    • His bag of M&M's was full of W&W's
    • He's got all the bricks for the wall. It's just that the mortar is cracked
    • He's frequently found staring at the Orange Juice from Concentrate can
    Funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmunky40 View Post
    A few sandwiches short of a picnic
    I'd say someone took his whole picnic basket...
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