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    Amazing Home remedies

    Amazing simple home remedies

    1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
    water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly
    remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
    else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
    for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
    Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
    button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll
    be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it
    doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and
    does, use the duct tape.

    7. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
    problem.


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    that is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miggy View Post
    Amazing simple home remedies

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
    for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
    Now that is just good accepted 18th Century medicine.
    Rick

    EOD - Initial success or total failure

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    Smiling in New York! Very cute!
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    Thanks for the laugh! I needed one.
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    Almost spit out the Hot choclate. Almost.

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    Thanks for the laugh needed it for the way this Monday is going.
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    This is great..
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    LOL

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    I've got one

    9) To stay awake while driving pour a hot cup of coffee in you lap. The pain brings about instant awakeness and once it cools your pants are wet and uncomfortable making it harder for you to fall asleep.
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