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Amazing simple home remedies
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.
Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll
be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.
7. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for
anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the
You have to make the shot when fire is smoking, people are screaming, dogs are barking, kids are crying and sirens are coming.
Ego will kill you. Leave it at home.
Smiling in New York! Very cute!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Thanks for the laugh! I needed one.
It is not the Bill of Privileges. It is not the Bill of Permits. It is the Bill of Rights.
People should not be afraid of the government; the government should be afraid of the people.
Almost spit out the Hot choclate. Almost.
Thanks for the laugh needed it for the way this Monday is going.
"It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep."
- Italian proverb
This is great..
Read my story.
Pictures in page 5 & 6
I've got one
9) To stay awake while driving pour a hot cup of coffee in you lap. The pain brings about instant awakeness and once it cools your pants are wet and uncomfortable making it harder for you to fall asleep.
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.