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Man charged with farting on a cop

This is a discussion on Man charged with farting on a cop within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by sniper58 The guy should challenge that in court. I'd think it would be hard to produce any evidence to support the charge................ ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper58 View Post
    The guy should challenge that in court. I'd think it would be hard to produce any evidence to support the charge................
    He could have 'tagged' his shorts for evidence...
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    So could he get the gas chamber, the punishment must fit the crime!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TapRackBang View Post
    So could he get the gas chamber, the punishment must fit the crime!
    That's clever!

    I wonder if he had a CCG permit: Carrying Concealed Gas.
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    lol
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    sorry about the back talk but these crappy jokes are just foul. humor aside that is far from the strangest thing i've every heard.
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    He should have just pleaded the fifth. This is why you don't open your hole to the police.
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    I'll tell you what needs to be done here. I think we need to regulate beans and other flatulence causing substances. This is some serious stuff here that needs to be gotten under control.

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    I've known some (Jim, James, John & Kim & Tommy) who this would go well beyond assault ... actually it would be considered a deadly weapon, a VERY deadly weapon.
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    I think the officer needs to get a life and not tie up Prosecutors and Courts with that kind of .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    I think the officer needs to get a life and not tie up Prosecutors and Courts with that kind of .......
    Talk about abuse of power!! What a stupid charge!! The untouchables!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a moron to even put it on paper.
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    If I was the BG, I would have held it until we were in the car.
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    This charge does not pass the smell test.

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    I'm laughing because this thread is five pages long.
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    He wouldn't be charged with felony farting, if he weren't such a <edited>.

    Got to love the "justice" system, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bando View Post
    I'm laughing because this thread is five pages long.
    you do not think this is a valid topic? from the looks of this article, farting is a new way of assaulting someone. it's serious folks!
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