This is a discussion on Man charged with farting on a cop within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by sniper58 The guy should challenge that in court. I'd think it would be hard to produce any evidence to support the charge................ ...
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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So could he get the gas chamber, the punishment must fit the crime!
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sorry about the back talk but these crappy jokes are just foul. humor aside that is far from the strangest thing i've every heard.
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Every well-bred petty crook knows: the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
He should have just pleaded the fifth. This is why you don't open your hole to the police.
Gun control can be blamed in part for allowing 9/11 to happen.
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I'll tell you what needs to be done here. I think we need to regulate beans and other flatulence causing substances. This is some serious stuff here that needs to be gotten under control.
I've known some (Jim, James, John & Kim & Tommy) who this would go well beyond assault ... actually it would be considered a deadly weapon, a VERY deadly weapon.
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I think the officer needs to get a life and not tie up Prosecutors and Courts with that kind of .......
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If I was the BG, I would have held it until we were in the car.
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This charge does not pass the smell test.
I'm laughing because this thread is five pages long.
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He wouldn't be charged with felony farting, if he weren't such a <edited>.
Got to love the "justice" system, eh?