Man charged with farting on a cop

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    Man Passes Gas, Gets Charged with Battery

    CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

    Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

    Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

    When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
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    That's messed up

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    The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
    Well, if it wasn't for the "strong" part, it may have just been simple assault. Never actually heard of flatulence being linked to an attack. Wait 'til I tell the guys at work about this! Thanks for the morning laugh!

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    I had a lot of things happen to me as an LEO but this one is just wrong in so many ways........
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    The guy should challenge that in court. I'd think it would be hard to produce any evidence to support the charge................
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    the jury may request the events to be reenacted.
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    I've had some doozies, but to be charged with battery I think would need something a little more "solid."
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    Oh poopie...........


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    I think he should also be charged with aiding and abetting Global Warming.


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    police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him.
    Well, that just stinks!
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    did he have a permit for that silent, but deadly?
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    hey, at least it wasnt SILENT BUT DEADLY :3

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    I hope my wife doesnt read this ... now the next time I pull the covers over her head in bed, I'll probably get charged with a "gross misdemeanor"


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