Hot Business Mergers for 2009

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  1. September 24th, 2008 07:09 PM #1
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    Hot Business Mergers for 2009

    Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

    • Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
    • PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
    • 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
    • ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
    • FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
    • Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
    • Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are ex pected to become: PouponPants.
    • Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
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    These new coorporations sound appropriate for business as usual in the USA.
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