Simpler yet...

Simpler yet...

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    OK so the machine and the flyswatter were too much... this is as simple as it gets
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century


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    So whats the point and what are you supposed to do there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    So whats the point and what are you supposed to do there?
    You have been denied in your childhood.
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    When I was a kid, I worked in the shipping and receiving Dept. We'd lay rolls of bubble wrap on the ground and drive over it with a forklift.
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    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

    That was fun. LOL.

    I gotta learn to turn the speakers down a tad though.

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    BUBBLES!!!

    Thank you sir, that was oddly enough (it being digital, and all...) very satisfying and relaxing. Just what I needed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrioticRick View Post
    When I was a kid, I worked in the shipping and receiving Dept. We'd lay rolls of bubble wrap on the ground and drive over it with a forklift.


    That takes it to a whole new level. I'm jealous!
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    Have you seen the TV commercial for the guy drinking a life water, or something? He goes outside and EVERYTHING is covered in bubble wrap, so the first thing he does is fling himself down the stairs.

    Real odd thing is there is a disclaimer on the bottom. personally, if someone tries all that then they deserve what they get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paco View Post
    Real odd thing is there is a disclaimer on the bottom. personally, if someone tries all that then they deserve what they get.
    There are disclaimers on everything. On a trailer winch used to pull up a boat onto the trailer in says" Not for movement of humans" What had to happen that they to stamp the winch? WTH, I guess somebody tried to pull mother in law up a flight of steps.

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    I think my three year old will love this! I'll save it to favorites. :)
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    That was bubble wrap? where is the tactile sensation? There is no way to bite it and feel the air pop in your mouth, or the taste of dirty plastic. So I fail to see the point.

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    i luv bubblewrap....good anger release.
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