Makes sense to me.
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Four Worms and a Lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
The first worm in alcohol -- Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -- Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -- Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil -- Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation --
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service.
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
Makes sense to me.
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
Gotta love Maxine!
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"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Perfectly sound logic!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Did all 3 still got worms, blasted goat on a stick @ a roadside stand in Jamaica
Don't ever eat anything in Jamaica served on a stick.
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