Four Worms and a Lesson.

Four Worms and a Lesson.

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    Four Worms and a Lesson

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
    add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
    following results:

    The first worm in alcohol -- Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke -- Dead

    Third worm in chocolate syrup -- Dead

    Fourth worm in good clean soil -- Alive

    So the Minister asked the congregation --

    "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

    That pretty much ended the service.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century


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    Makes sense to me.
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    Just don't eat dirt.

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    Gotta love Maxine!


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    Perfectly sound logic!
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    Did all 3 still got worms, blasted goat on a stick @ a roadside stand in Jamaica

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