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Would you trade your wife for a shotgun?

This is a discussion on Would you trade your wife for a shotgun? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by carver You must have a death wish to even post such a poll! Because I like living, I absloutely refuse to vote! ...

View Poll Results: I would trade my wife for a shotgun only if...

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  • I was mad at her.

    1 4.55%
  • It was at least a semi-automatic.

    2 9.09%
  • It came with a bird dog.

    14 63.64%
  • It was at least an AA-12.

    5 22.73%
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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    You must have a death wish to even post such a poll! Because I like living, I absloutely refuse to vote! I personally knew a woman that was put up as a bet in a poker game. The woman's husband lost the hand and she moved in with his brother. After many years, her new husband finally popped for the divorce form his brother, and married her. They had 4 kids.

    Y'all be safe now, ya hear!
    So tell us, did you have the winning hand or the losing hand??
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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    I don't qualify for this Poll since I no longer have a wife. Also a question, not knowing a lot about shotguns, what is an AA12.
    Tell you what I will trade both of my xs, but only if you have a Winchester 1897 with a bayonet mount and the heat shield. Preferbly a WW1 vintage.
    An AA-12 is a full automatic shotgun.
    Awesomely cool.

    YouTube - AA-12. World's deadliest shotgun!
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    Certainly not!! If I was that mad at someone, I'd just shoot them.
    Long ago I used to tease my wife that, when she turned 44, I'd trade her for a pair of 22's. At age 45 she brought that up and asked if I'd "forgot." No, I hadn't forgotten, I just didn't want to risk having two as mean as the one I already had!!
    Been 28 years in October.

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    Nope,she will let me buy one if I want one. I prefer handguns at this point in my life.

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    I already have enough shotguns and dogs. Now if we were taking about a really, really nice 1911.....
    "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Place on Earth!" Ronald Reagan

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    What kind of crazy question is that?

    ABSOLUTELY NOT.....I wouldn't trade my wonderful wife for a shotgun or anything else for that matter.

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    No but I would go buy one for myself and one for my son and not tell her how much they cost.... Oh I did that already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    a good bird dog is tough to find.
    Yep...now how do I see how the rest of you guys voted?
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    Nope--- My wife is priceless, ain't that right sweetie

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    I have Clean packing her stuff

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