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And That's How The Fight Started . . .

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    And That's How The Fight Started . . .

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    expensive....so, I took her to a gas station......
    And that is when the fight started....

    ************************************************** *******
    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
    $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her
    The beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
    And that's when the fight started....

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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
    Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
    license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left
    my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
    have
    to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'..
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, That
    silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my
    Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife
    about my experience at the
    Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
    You might have gotten
    disability, too.
    And that's when the fight started.....


    My husband and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a
    nearby table. My husband asked, "Do you know him?" "Yes," I sighed,
    "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we
    split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
    "My God!" says my husband, "Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?"
    And that's when the fight started....

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    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
    and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
    you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
    well
    I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car,
    looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at
    him and said,
    "Well, then which one are you?"
    And that's when the fight started.........

    ************************************************** ********
    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
    order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can order for herself."

    And that's how the fight started.....
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    Good stuff good stuff

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    This post was a great start to my afternoon!
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    Good ones!

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    Very funny!!!
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    Great stuff, so I showed it to my wife, and that's how the fight started. :-

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    True story; I was at work looking at a french Photo magazine. There was a photo of a beautifull blond laying on the beach back to the camera. a Co-worker came up and said "I wouldn't kick that out of bed" I turned the page and that is when the fight started. The next page showed the model facing the camera, it was a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopyard View Post

    Great stuff, so I showed it to my wife, and that's how the fight started. :-
    Now thats funny ...


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    That was very much needed today. THX
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    Great! I just laughed so hard, my office chair rolled back and I fell on the ground... Do you know how hard it is to laugh with a bruised tailbone?

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