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    No Bull: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

    I am in udder amazement over this one:
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    Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct - Local News Story - WLWT Cincinnati


    MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

    A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

    Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

    Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

    The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

    The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.
    Last edited by JonInNY; September 30th, 2008 at 09:48 PM.
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    Oh my!

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    I know I'm milking this one, but as I said before, there are many strange people in this world. If it's not one thing, it's an udder.
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    ...and that's about a 20 minute drive from my house.
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    Put her in my squeeze chute.....a good worming, vaccination, ear tag, and fly dope will do wonders for her disorderly conduct.
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    'Udderly' ridiculous...she's a maroooon to boot.
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    Wonder who she had a beef with?
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    Probably wants you to eat more chiken.

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    You hear lots of stories like this

    They're usually in one ear and out the udder.

    When the cops got there did they ask "Where's the Beef?".
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    Probably should go in the dip tank before being put with the rest of the looneys.

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    Maybe she was employed by KFC?
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    That's Middletown for you. Even though the money was sometimes good, I used to hate working there. I never liked being more afraid of my employees then of my customers.
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    She's a cow... and she VOTES!

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