Milking a cow

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    Milking a cow

    The farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in two weeks" said the salesman, "How is it going with you?" "Not so good" replied the farmer. "The other night I went out to milk my cow. First she tried to kick me with her right leg so I tied her leg to the right side of the stall. Then she tried to kick me with her left leg, so I tied that to the left side of the stall. Then she swatted me with her tail so I tied that to the ceiling. Then my wife walked in and if you can convince her I was just trying to milk that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you!
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    That is painfully funny. And what a visual I had on that one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    That is painfully funny. And what a visual I had on that one!
    wow. yeah same here. . .

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    Heard that one before but it added... (The First bucket was kicked over and spilled milk all over my trousers, so I took them off and hung them over the stall to dry.) in the middle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsee11789 View Post
    Heard that one before but it added... (The First bucket was kicked over and spilled milk all over my trousers, so I took them off and hung them over the stall to dry.) in the middle.
    I don't think you would ever convince her ya was milking a cow under those circumstances
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