Desperate: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

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    Let's see...
    No sex...
    Shoots himself in the arm...

    Mmmmmm...

    Hope it wasn't his good arm...

    If it was, hope he's ambidextrous.
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    Radio announcer yesterday stated. He shot himself beacuse his girlfriend would not have sex with him not he can not have sex with himself. No truer words spoken

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    Darwin in action - too stupid to breed.

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    See things are still lively down in my 'ole stomping grounds.

    I've come up with quite a few tricks to try to get a little in my life, but I swear this one definately takes the cake. The worst part is that it didn't even work.

    What an idiot!
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    Either he's an idiot or she is very very good at what he wanted.

    Come to think of it, either way, he's an idiot....
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