Desperate: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

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    Desperate: Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

    I do think there are better alternatives than shooting yourself.

    Man shoots own arm after being denied sex -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

    Man shoots own arm after being denied sex

    FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

    The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

    When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

    Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
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    Domestic violence? He won't have to worry about having a gun around the house any more that's for sure. What a moron.

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    And he still didn't get any..........MORON
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    My wife's ex cut off half his foot with a chainsaw, then used this incident to try and get sympathy from her by saying something to the effect of, "...but I cut off my foot for you!" No kidding.

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    At least he didn't shoot the prime rib.

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    wow talk about a loony dude. he's knocked himself out too many times
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    was he that desperate, or was her lovin' just that good? what a weirdo.

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    I hope he didn't shoot his "good " arm or he might be celibate fer awhile.Seriously this girl needs to get away from this looney tune,sounds like more than alcohol may of been involved,but there is definitely an anger and rejection problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    I hope he didn't shoot his "good " arm or he might be celibate fer awhile.Seriously this girl needs to get away from this looney tune,sounds like more than alcohol may of been involved,but there is definitely an anger and rejection problem
    Maybe while he's recovering he'll have the opportunity to say no to Bubba his new bunk mate in the pokey (pun intended)
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    I think Moron pretty well sums it up!
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    Charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling.

    That is a new one on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    Charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling.

    That is a new one on me.
    we have similar laws against it in PA.

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    He's going to get plenty where he's headed...

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    And he still didn't get any..........MORON
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    Quote Originally Posted by MP45CDE View Post
    My wife's ex cut off half his foot with a chainsaw, then used this incident to try and get sympathy from her by saying something to the effect of, "...but I cut off my foot for you!" No kidding.
    Wow. Now THAT is really nuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    Charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling.

    That is a new one on me.
    I think that is a law in most states. One of those catch all laws that they can use when nothing else applies.

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