This is a discussion on Chuck Norris Jokes within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by ccw9mm Though, you'd think it's high time he ratchet down the grit on his bathroom tissue ... from 20 grit to about ...
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
I love the video at the end. I have heard that Chuck thought they were all funny, until someone published a book full of them. He supposedly sued the author and the publisher for using his name without permission.
I bet his house in Dallas is one of the safest and his ranch which is somewhere in TX is full of ninja cows.
Hi, I'm new here, and Paymeister's wife. I carry, too.
We have been laughing at the jokes here, and continued while moving telephone poles in the pasture to build a hay despenser for the cows.
I said, while grunting and sweating to move a pole, "Where is Chuck Norris when you need him? What good is he, anyway?"
Paymeister replied, "Shhh. He'll hear you."
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.