Geko the mall ninja Read and learn LOL

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    Geko the mall ninja Read and learn LOL

    Posted Tounge firmly in cheek for thoes who havnt seen a " Real " mall ninja oO( now geko is "Tactikewl"

    http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

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    Can we say - ''delusions of grandeur''? "Walter Mitty"?? LOL!

    I doubt any sane person could take that guy seriously.
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    Clone over a actual HK? I think this guy takes the cake for over the top B.S

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    Well i just thought with the season most of us would be in a Mall sooner or later, and this little primer might assist us in spotting the fabled mall ninja i understand sightings are rare in real life but common on gunboards LOL

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    My favorite comment:
    if plan a involves taking multiple .308 hits to the back, you might think about plan b...
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    Gecko45 - isn't that Hardin, Gunkid, and a million other aliases all over various gun boards, who posted as "meme" and "Heyu" over here?
    "Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa

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    yeha ive read that before makes for a fun read

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    I am not a ninja, merely a student of the art of Ninjitsu, and I prefer not to have status such as "Ninja" laid upon me, for as yet I am unworthy of the title. I will be completing my ninjisu training in a little over 8 months, and then I will be a Master of Ninjitsu, a true "Ninja". But it is not my martial arts skills that make me so vital to the security of the mall, it is my tactical and strategic skills honed by years of intens on-site on the job training. My weapons skills are the envy of the squad, and I think that with my expertise I ought to be able to choose an effective and reliab;e weapon for CQC and urban combat, whicch is why I chose SW, the MP5's are junk comparatively.
    Wow. Just wow.

    I don't remember seeing him at Ninja School.

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    ...very funny stuff!
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    What the?

    Ninjitsu master!

    This sounds like a kid (Joe, something? can't remember) I went to school with that dressed everyday looking like a tactical army guy and was telling everyone he was in the special forces "Ninja Expert" and goes on covert Ops that he can't talk about to Sydney Australia and other made up places. I'm like dude! WE ARE IN THE 7TH GRADE! HELLO! when did ya enlist in the army and get all that training? your pre-school must have been boot camp.

    Wait a minute! could this be Joe? Joe get a life dude!!!!!!!

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    Betty - I'll wager tho it was not the ubiquitous Gunkid - I know his style all too well and he couldn't ''craft'' that type of BS - plus, where was the .22 unit, CAR and can LOL!
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    Ohhh. I remember there being a couple notorious trolls who keep popping up like crabgrass; I guess I keep confusing them. Gunkid has the run-on sentences.
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    To answer your question about where I work and what I guard, I the liutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation's largest indoor retail shopping centers.
    Wow! Ya don’t say . Are they hiring?


    What upstate N.Y mall has armed guards, much less one with an assault team? Did Bob Congel, get more Syracuse tax dollars?
    Stinking idiot cant even spell lieutenant, much less present himself as one. It’s pretty bad when someone pose as a security guard. Why not pretend to be something cool instead ?

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    Redneck,
    You came close to making me get a new keyboard.
    That was a hoot. I've never read anything so funny.
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    LMAO i thought it would get most of us in the holiday spirit , and the ridicule would do that other 1% good lol

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