Three New Husbands

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    Cool Three New Husbands

    Here's a joke I just had to pass on.


    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a woman from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye -- enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.



    I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
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    I have heard a few variations on this. It is still funny every time I hear it.
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    My girlfriend isn't from Texas, but that sounds pretty similar to the shape I'd be in if I pulled a stunt like that.

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    I heard of a fellow that said that his first wife died because she ate posionus mushrooms and his second wife died because her skull was crushed. It appeares that she would not eat the mushrooms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Chief View Post
    I heard of a fellow that said that his first wife died because she ate posionus mushrooms and his second wife died because her skull was crushed. It appeares that she would not eat the mushrooms.


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    My read headed Texan would do worse to me if I pulled that mess.

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